adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
me: no
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky

IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”

mynamjo:

the first time i have sex is going to be so awkward i’ll probably just lean over and whisper 

are you feeling it now mr. krabs 

cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

romeo and juliet

aka

that escalated quickly: the play